Holy Wars and Miniskirts

The news screen in the elevator told me today that Bin Laden is calling for Pakistan to start the Holy War by overthrowing there current leader Pervez Musharraf. Okay, Pervez is not complying with the immediate needs of the Pakistani people. Get him out of there, agreed. But do we need to call it a Holy War? Everything is Holy War worthy these days and frankly, Mr. Laden I think that you are working against yourself here. If you really want to start a Holy War, you should wait and spread the word secretly so that it is a huge surprise when the fury of Islamic prayers is thrust upon us all at once we will all collectively think, "Holy crap! It's the Holy War!"

Likewise, miniskirts are getting so short these days (Thought Brett never seems to notice). The shorter they get, the more we see. And obviously, I (and most other men)am attracted to nice legs and tight buns. It's purely sexual, and I get the feeling that's what they want, fine. However, when I know that short skirt-wearers don't care that during the course of a day, several men WILL see your undies (or lack thereof), it diminishes sexual suspense. And thus, the next time I see a woman in the bare, I'm thinking, "Oh, I saw one of those on the train this morning", instead of "Holy crap! It's the Apex of womanhood!"

-So Mr. Laden, quit being a drama queen.
-Ladies, you're ruining sex.

And also...Brett thinks that he's a better speller than 'spellcheck' and has been challenging the computer lately.

-Anthony