Brett Doesn't Wear Underwear Much

(See Brett's question 2 posts below)

Yesterday was definitely a good day as far as our friendship goes, but I was/am sick. You think I have time in between self pity and watching my back in times of desperate economic turmoil to worry about your fly?

And on top of that, you don't wear underwear. That means that your supremely sensitive balls should have picked up on the extra air flow and told your brain to tell your grimy fingers to take care of it yourself.

Where oh where does personal responsibility fit into today's cut throat friendships?

-Anthony

SOMETHING OF THE DAY!

Regular bloggers are the best. You can tell they have drive and purpose and they really believe that people are hanging on their every word. Which of course they are. Which is to say I are.

While I might not blog daily [or even weekly or monthly], I do refresh my browser about every 30-40 seconds in case something new happens on the internet, hanging on every word so as not to miss anything. I would so hate to be the 2nd or 3rd person to see that delicious new morsel of hilarity that my obscure friend posted on his/her even obscurer blog. If I don't read that NYTimes article or see the newest viral video on YouTube within minutes of it's posting, I'm frankly not terribly interested.

Last I checked sloppy seconds was a bad thing.

In an effort to engage our readers and put our mark on our tiny little-trod corner of the intersphere, I present to you:

SOMETHING OF THE DAY!

Damn. Wish that could have been a little more impressive.

Anyway, some people have Quotes of the day or pictures of the day or news quizzes or whatever. We're going to focus on that last category. The whatever part.

So without further ado, here is

SOMETHING OF THE DAY!



It's a guy with a chili pepper for a hat! Oh man, what will the internet think of next.

Tune in again tomorrow for another harrowing installment.


-Brett

I won't say I'm feeling betrayed, but...

So, we were hanging out, ya know, working all day yesterday, and we were getting on well. I won't say it was Earth shattering, but definitely pleasant and I felt like our friendship was stronger for it. You laughed at my jokes, I engaged your arguments, we ate some chips and dip. Good stuff.


So here's the question, Anthony:

When were you planning on letting me know my fly had been unzipped the whole time?









From your silence, I'm going to guess never. And here I thought I was beginning to know you.



-Brett