Wow! Can this be real?

Brett is, as I speak, eating a salad. Not "eating it" as you would imagine, but individually picking pieces of lettuce up with his fingers and dipping them in ranch. No one is that particular/eccentric/high class, are they?

If "they" is you, you need to not take yourself so seriously cause *life's too short*. (copyright, Anthony Ellison, 2007)

See you guys later, I got some peeps to motivate.

Anthony