Ummm....

So, Anthony just told me that they have been giving stuff away at Starbucks all day.

...

Well, not all day, just between 11 and 2. huh, only three hours? What the fuck is that all about? Right?

And then they want to try to make up for their slight by donating all of the tips to the American Cancer Society?

Whatever, StarJerks. I know what you're all about.

-Brett



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T.G.I. TODAY!

So guess what happened today.

Guess.

Seriously.

Fuck off, just guess.

nope.

nope.

Close, but no.

Here, I'll give you a hint: Green Mermaid.

Ew, gross. No.

Alright, It starts with S and ends in RBUCKS.

Yep, that's right folks, the green lady herself moved in downstairs at our building today. Anthony has already dropped the best 4 bucks he's ever spent on a grande iced chai and I, well, I'm just pissed they haven't been giving free shit away all day. I'm holding out for my double shot Americana on the house or a sweet hoodie or something.

Sure, Intelligentsia makes the best coffee around, but I give you my $50 a week because I am too lazy to walk the 4 blocks to get the good stuff. Don't piss me off too much or I might try to stage a coup.

Come on, Starbucks, you're a corporate giant. You can foot the celebratory $3 on opening day to ensure my patronage. Don't be a prude.

Dick.

-Brett