Monday, November 5, 2007

Punk is not a fashion choice....

Three things I would like to tell the three kids sitting across from me on the train tonight:

1. A skateboard is not an accessory.

2. It is a common fact that, there is a direct correlation between the number of facial piercings and the degree to which the yuppies on the train think you are just cute as a button.

3. DING DING DING! CONGRATULATIONS! You are the 10,000th girl in Chicago to highlight your hair in bright pink.

Other than that, ya know, keep rockin'.


-Brett

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