COMCAST, you know what I'm gonna do to you?

First I'm gonna buy some steaks and throw them on the grill and invite you over for a romantic style cookout on my 35th floor candle lit deck. I'm gonna stare you down sensually while I poke them and flip them in the grill. I will blow slow kisses right at your face and hair, I'm gonna talk to you softly and rub your WHOLE body, not just the fun parts like some amateur. Shoulder rub, forehead kissing, back stroking, then on to what surely is going to be the sweetest love making you have ever been exposed to. Then I stand you up and stare in your eyes. "Brace yourself Comcast, cause I'm gonna rock your knees."

Then I push you off the balcony and eat my steak.

night night