"Like instead of wanting to be more frugal with my water usage or curb my carbon emissions, I rather was filled with a desire to cut down a tree, shove it up an endangered panda’s ass, strap the panda to the hood of a Hummer and drive to an Arby’s parking lot to give away free nuclear bombs to obese children."
This is just a little shard of brilliance that you could be ingesting if you were to check out my friend Mark's blog.
Your welcome, you low life's. You're stupid and illegit for not having found it yourself.
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