I need to get a job on the McCain campaign.

For all of the RNC's lavish spending on Palin in the past month, I just read that Palin's make-up lady was the highest paid person in the McCain campaign during the first two weeks of October. $22,800 for two weeks of make-up expertise.

And let's face it here. It's not like you're trying to make McCain look like George Clooney. This is Sarah Palin. I mean for all the psychoness and nobrainitude, she is at least passably attractive. $23,000 better get her looking like Mrs. America. But maybe she has an uphill battle to climb. Maybe if you remove all the make-up you get THIS.


Reagan's out there somewhere ya know, hanging out with Elvis, and Jimi, and Tupac. In some dive bar in Montana, just drinking and laughing with those guys. And Kurt Cobain is there playing darts. And Chris Farley is like the totally funny/big-brotherly bartender guy. But Reagan is definitely the ringleader. Keeping the guys focused for there eventual reemergence as the League of Six: Ultimate Fighting Force! At least that's how it is in Anthony and I's dreams.

Or maybe this. is little more plausible. Zombie Reagan '08!